Humour No.1
A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips.
MANAGER Kisses n sucks Each Finger
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GIRL: Tell Ur BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In ur TOILET…
lol

Humour No.2
Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours….. toilet!

Humour No.3
Englishman, German & Jamaican sitting at a swimming pool. Englishman takes out his penis,puts in d water & says"Temp is 32 Centi grade" d German puts his penis in d water & says "Temp is 90 Farenheit." Jamaican puts his penis in water & says, "I don't know abt the temp but d water is 15ft deep.